what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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