I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
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is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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