i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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