So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
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nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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