Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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