Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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