just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
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The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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