that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
We have started to decorate penises.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
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You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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