i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
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All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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