I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
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Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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