ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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