Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
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Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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