My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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