No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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