She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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