There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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