I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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