i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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