Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
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I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
We talked him into tasing himself.
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Let's paint friendship bongs
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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