i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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