There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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