Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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