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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.

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(207): I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life. http://tfl.nu/g4gg

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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING

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(404): just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING http://tfl.nu/vg2h

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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"

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(501): And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool" http://tfl.nu/agbu

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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.

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(402): I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really. http://tfl.nu/wq20

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(831): View more from California

oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.

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(831): oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK. http://tfl.nu/xtip

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(303): View more from Colorado

New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night

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(303): New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night http://tfl.nu/j3fg

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.

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(617): Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas. http://tfl.nu/mhor

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Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?

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(913): Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk? http://tfl.nu/ufjz

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(802): View more from Vermont

Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station

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(802): Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station http://tfl.nu/2mxj

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(309): View more from Illinois

You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.

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(309): You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable. http://tfl.nu/j22p

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(530): View more from California

im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer

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(530): im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer http://tfl.nu/8ss5

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Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...

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(419): Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined... http://tfl.nu/mic5

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(316): View more from Kansas

I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm

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(316): I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm http://tfl.nu/e7hi

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Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.

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(848): Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee. http://tfl.nu/nwde

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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.

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(913): This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival. http://tfl.nu/no3c

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