just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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