She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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