Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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