Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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