New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i want to fuck
it's pretty self explanatory
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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you inspire me to be a worse person
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great