how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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