It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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