Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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