I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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