so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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