dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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