dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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