We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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