Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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