a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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