dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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