So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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