Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I cockslap morals
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
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I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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