just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Congratulations! We have a period
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