the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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