I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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