I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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