Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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