Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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