Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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