Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?