Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (250): View more from British Columbia

  i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (250): i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week. http://tfl.nu/bxis
  Replies (12) Good night (611) Bad night (1339) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (408): View more from California

  Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (408): Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions http://tfl.nu/cic0
  Replies (100) Good night (7096) Bad night (1059)
• Favorite

  (224): View more from Illinois

  Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'

  (224): View more from Illinois

  Im going to research this theory. . .

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (224): Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex' (224): Im going to research this theory. . . http://tfl.nu/7c0k
  Replies (47) Good night (3626) Bad night (445)
• Favorite

  (867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

  Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (867): Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes. http://tfl.nu/k4jj
  Replies (13) Good night (2460) Bad night (1012)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?

  (856): View more from New Jersey

  Right after we had the just friends talk..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): At what point last night did I start ordering doubles? (856): Right after we had the just friends talk.. http://tfl.nu/zby8
  Replies (22) Good night (1000) Bad night (7192)
• Favorite

  (925): View more from California

  While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (925): While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me." http://tfl.nu/vnft
  Replies (42) Good night (7797) Bad night (1704)
• Favorite

  (972): View more from Texas

  The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (972): The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way http://tfl.nu/ldbl
  Replies (22) Good night (5060) Bad night (1339) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (903): View more from Texas

  I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (903): I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk" http://tfl.nu/2chc
  Replies (5) Good night (690) Bad night (2143) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip http://tfl.nu/b5at
  Replies (12) Good night (2908) Bad night (971) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (918): Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help. http://tfl.nu/4c79
  Replies (8) Good night (1066) Bad night (2825) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (803): View more from South Carolina

  Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (803): Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock http://tfl.nu/bp8m
  Replies (8) Good night (542) Bad night (2416) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much? http://tfl.nu/0m7u
  Replies (3) Good night (525) Bad night (1076) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (207): View more from Maine

  Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (207): Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow http://tfl.nu/s6a2
  Replies (2) Good night (636) Bad night (314) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars http://tfl.nu/h89f
  Replies (5) Good night (487) Bad night (197) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol http://tfl.nu/5mb9
  Replies (4) Good night (287) Bad night (625)

Randomize