windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
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I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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