I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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