Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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