I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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