What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
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So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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