i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
