I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
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Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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