Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
