I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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