i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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